Stupid in a Swimsuit

For those of you that haven’t heard – probably because you could care less – Linsey Evans, reigning Miss Louisiana Teen USA, is stupid.  In what may be the dumbest combination of failures in history, Lindsey Evans has been relieved of her duties as Miss Teen Louisiana, because she was caught doing an old-school dine-and-dash.  Well, yes and no.  In her rush to escape a $46.07 tab she left her purse behind.  Which isn’t that bad all on its own, but she also left her baggie of weed inside.  Doh!

In a respectable response, Paula Miles, president of pageant sponsor RPM, is quoted as saying, “Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted.  Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately.”

Am I the only one reading this thinking this could be about Sarah Palin?  Not that I think she’s a pot-smoking, dasher, but… I’m not saying she isn’t either.  It just sounds like something that she could have done before running for VP.  I mean, really, before yesterday what do we know about this lady?

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